Dr. Drew is used to dealing with dozed off drunks who are trying to force themselves into a long coma to get away from having words with him, but he was unable to tame Honey Boo Boo Chile. Little Debbie’s second cousin twice removed at the baked goods auction went on Dr. Drew’s show with the ten buckets of fried fun that is Mama June and she wasn’t having any of it. When Dr. Drew started asking her questions, Honey Boo Boo did what everybody should do when Dr. Drew starts asking you questions: PLAY DEAD! But eventually, Honey Boo Boo woke up and said that she hates being on TV and hates it when fans come up to her.
So let’s see, Honey Boo Boo doesn’t like interviews and hates her fans? The hillbilly Kristen Stewart has been found!
And I’m still waiting for Dr. Drew to issue a statement saying that Honey Boo Boo is obviously hooked on ludes and he’ll be happy to help her on the new season of Celebrity Rehab coming to Vh1 next Spring!